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AISI BHI HOTI HAIN KHAMOSHIYAAN
Dhadkane jab ahat karne lage,sansein jab shor karne lage
Nazrrein jab nazron mein rukne lage
Saare alam ki hulchul thamne lage
Aisi bhi hoti hain Khamoshiyaan
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Dil mein jab bekraari badhne lage
Bin kahe sab samajh mein aane lage
Saari dunya ki hosh jab khone lage
Aisi bhi hoti hain Khamoshiyaan
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Koi apna jab door hone lage
Kehne ko koi alfaaz na rahe
Kuch hone ki umeed bhi mitne lage
Aisi bhi hoti hain Khamoshiyaan
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Kisis swaal mein har jawab nagawaar hone lage
band ankhon se tasveer dikhne lage
Nazrein jab ahista se seeli hone lage
Aisi bhi hoti hain Khamoshiyaan
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Koi kisi ke liye hai jeeta
Aur kisi ko khabbar hi nahi
Ban ke hawa koi saansein hai deta
Aur kisi ko kadar hi nahi
Koi karke sajde kisi ke liye dua hai maangta
Aur kisi ko asar nahi
Chahkar bhi bata nahin sakta
Aur zara sa bhi besabar nahi
Bas samajhne ko reh jaye
Ho kehne ko kuch nahi
AISI BHI HOTI HAIN KHAMOSHIYAN. .........
KHAMOSHIYAN. ......... ......... ......... .........
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बस यूँ ही वक़्त गुज़रता चला ग्या, ज़ख़्म तो गहरा था पैर भरता चला ग्या, कोशीशे बहुत की यारों ने बचाने की, पैर इश्क़ का मर्ज़ था बढ़ता चला ग्या, ना दीन की गर्मी की और ना रात के अंधेरे की परवाह की, जाने कहाँ का मुसाफ़िर था बढ़ता चला ग्या,
कोशीशे बहुत की उस शाख़स को रोकने की, जाने क्या रेत का ब्ना था, मुट्ठी से फिसलता चला ग्या,
हम ही थे जो रह ग्ये उस ज़माने मे, और ज़माना था की बदलता चला ग्या,प्र वो शख्स भी अजीब था, मुक़ार्ता चला ग्या,हाथ जोड़े मिन्नते की, दुहाई भी दी, जाने कैसा मिज़ाज था उसका बिगड़ता चला ग्या,,,
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wo pratiksha
Ghar se kafi door Forest rest
house wali sadak ke Doosare mod par Thande pani ka Niranter bahta chashma Bahta pani aise jaise Jaise thos Na pighali baraf ka sparsh Doodh ke dolu main Pani ki karte pratiksha Ghar ko Khumanion ke liye bhi rukna padata tha Thoda zayada Kayonki Koi koi pathar ja ke lagta tha Bahut si to Dhank se neeche ludak jaatin Jana padata Aur late ho jana padta Kayonki baithe rehte Kundli maar lingdoo Kitna badhiya banta tha Lingdoo ka aachar Lingdoo Khumani Pani aur ghar Khatas mithas aur thandak Ke liye Achhi thi
Ghar se kafi door Forest rest
house bali sadak ke Doosare mod par Thande pani ka Niranter bahta chashma Bahta pani aise jaise Jaise thhos Na pighali baraf ka sparsh Doodh ke dolu main Pani ki karte pratiksha Ghar ko Khumanion ke liye bhi rukna padata tha Thoda zayada Kayonki Koi koi pathar ja ke lagta tha Bahut si to Dhank se neeche ludak jaatin Jana padata Aur late ho jana padta Kayonki baithe rehte Kundli maar lingdoo Kitna badhiya banta tha Lingdoo ka aachar Lingdoo Khumani Pani aur ghar Khatas mithas aur thandak Ke liye Achhi thi wo pratiksha
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Halanki koi hod nahin rahi hai Phir bhi Na jane kyon doud rahi hai Jude hue hone se Tootne ki sambhaavna Hamesha bani rahti hai Ek se nahin tootaa Samunder nahin tootata Anek nadiyon ke milaap se Bahut kuch sahna hota hai Jab Sang sang rahna hota hai
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Us pal k liye
Itne barson Pal pal tarsi Us ek pal ke liye Kitne aaye Kitne beet gye pal Us ek pal ke liye Kuch khamosh Kuch hole hole bole the Us ek pal ke liye Koi Laa do China hai to Louta do Ab thoda sa Jeena hai Us pal ke liye
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Mr. Bechara
Mr. Bechara Bachpan me khela khaya Matric kar B.A me aaya Galat disha mein bhatak gya Kavita krna shikh gya, Mittr sare puchte the Itne sunder dikhte ho kavita kaise krte ho, M bola, Dard pet me hota h, Bhitar koi rota h, Kavivar kavita krta h, Ek din aisa seen hua mousam bda haseen hua, Kanya ek mere pas aayi Thoda sharmayi thoda sakuchayi fir boli: - Itne sunder dikhte ho kavita kaise krte ho, M bola: - hey chandarmukhi m jivan me bda dukhi Tum coolege me aati ho peeda mujhe de jati ho Nain tumhare mrignaini barche se b h paine, Hanskar wo chali gyi, ramkunj ki gali gyi, Hay mishri ki dali gyi, Fir aisa tufan chala, B.A ka imtihan chala, Fail ho gyi chandarmukhi, sang safalta hui sati, Hay ye kaisa satyanas hua m B.A me pas hua Wo M. A me aa na ski hay mujhko pa na ski, M bola hey Pita maf kro meri khata, Gyan yahan ka racha nhi Bharat mujh ko jancha nhi, Paris ki wo aabo hawa krti h kuch jadu sa, Gadhe yahan se jate hain ghode bankar aate h, Sab tattu khachar jate h sab afsar bankar aate hain, Pita bole – he beta tu nikla sapreta, Tu bda nalayk h tu kya paris k layak h Ab ghar mein baitha pista hu Sukha chandan ghista hu Jangal me kho jaunga sanyasi ho jaunga, Nadiyon ka jal pi lunga patte khakar ji lunga Bhad me jaye nokariyan kuyen me pde chokariyan Nhi kisi se kuch lena nhi kisi ko kuch dena………….
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Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has,
you wish you had ordered that.
__________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _
Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
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Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight
begins!
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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
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It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
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It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as
women and then he turns them into Wives !
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A man, who surrenders when he's wrong, is Honest. A man who
surrenders
when not Sure, is Wise. A man who surrenders even if he's Right, is a
Husband.
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If u r married please ignore this msg, for everyone else: Happy
Independence Day
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Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about
something
you say. After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish.
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There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than
electronic
banking. It's called marriage
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Aadmi shaadi kyon karta hai?
Take vo Marne ke baad agar Swarg jaye to achcha feel kare aur agar
Nark
jaye to homely feel kare..
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Why do Bride & Groom exchange varmaala during wedding ?
To tell each other affectionately. .. Sweetheart U R Dead!
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Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman
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There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has
it
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Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of
Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
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Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
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School Mein Ishq Ka Naya Mahool Tyar Ho Gaya,
Class Ki Teacher Ko Papu Se Pyar Ho Gaya.
Iss Baat Se Sari Class Ka Dil Udas Ho Gaya,
Sari Class Fail, Aur..... Papu Pass Ho Gaya.... Dil ki baat dil mein mat rakhna,
Jo pasand ho usse ILU kehna.
Agar wo ghusse mein aa jaaey to darna mat ,
Raakhi nikalna aur kehna pyari behna milti rehna... UNKI GALI SE MERA JANAZA NIKLA
WO NA NIKLE JINKE LIYE JANAZA NIKLA,
UNKA GHAR AAYA TO MERE DOST SITI BAJANE LAGE,
RAKHKE MERA JANAZA KAMINE USKO PATANE LAGE.... Tere gam me tadap kar mar jayenge,
Mar gaye to tera naam lejayenge...
Rishwat de ke tujhe bhi bulaenge,
Tum upar aaoge to saath baith ke Kurkure khaenge.... Arz kiya hai!!!...Itne kamjor hue teri judai se...
Gaur farmaiye...Itne kamjor hue teri judai se...
Ki chinti bhi ab kheech le jaati hai charpai se.... palkon pe apni bitaya hai tumhe,
Badi duao ke baad paaya hai tumhe,
Aasani se nahi mile ho tum
National zuological Park se churaya hai tumhe....!!! kabhi kehte the dost hamare ke jaan bhi maango to hazir hai,
Aaj apni bivi ko jaan kehte hai,Aur maango to inkaar karte hain...
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aukhe wele ik-ik karke sarre tur gaye ,
palla tu v je shudda liya tan koi gal nahi , main reh gaya an jag layi mazaak ban ke , thoda tu v jeh udda leya ta koi gal nahi Asi Ahshiq Ha Daroo Sharab De
Hor Nashe Mann Nu Pondhe Na
Pange Lai De Ah Akadkhora Nal
Aime Are Gare Nal Matha Londhe Na
Je Koi Hass Ke Mang Lay Jaan Sadi
"Sukhea" Ik Pair Vi Pishe Hatoundhe Na
Asi Yaarrian Niboniya Jan De Ah
Sanu Daghe Kamone Aonudhe Na Yaaran naal duniadari,
yaaran naal hundi sardari,
gairan piche lag ke rang vata li na,
okhe labhne yaar tu yaar gawa li na........ Lekhan wich wichhore reh gaye
Athru ro ro Thorrey reh gaye
Ek na maani unne meri
Hath vi merey jorrey reh gaye
Jaandi waari chaad gya menu
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